Happy Valentine’s Day everyone. Or, if you’re single, Happy Singles Awareness Day to you.
With the world the way it is these days, it can be difficult to determine just what is and isn’t appropriate when it comes to professing your love for that special someone. Fortunately, I’m here to help with my offering of some politically correct Valentines now that we’re living in a #MeToo world.
So for those of you looking for just the right words to tell that special someone in your life just how you feel without getting you accused of some kind of sexual deviancy thirty years later, or sued, or fired, or banned from Hollywood these Valentines might be just what you’re looking for.
A Valentine sentiment with a classic feel, but for the modern world.
When you’re trying to say just enough about how you feel without feeling like you may have said too much.
When you really want to let them know that you love all the different layers that make them who they are.
When you’re looking for the right words to tell someone that you’d like to get to know the real them.
When you’re looking for a way to let someone who may have gotten the wrong idea that you’re just not that into them, but hope you can remain friends.
When you’re trying to let a certain co-worker know there are no hard feelings for them deciding you shouldn’t see each other outside the office.
For when you think the time is right to tell your Valentine that you’re open to spicing up your relationship. As long as they’re okay with it too.
When you want to make sure they know your relationship is about more than just one thing.
When you’re trying to tell your Valentine that your feelings are more than just physical attraction.
And in case you were wondering what kind of Valentine Harvey Weinstein sent to Rose McGowan.
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